What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”She is very sexyful!”

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From Russia With Love

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What can help me fall asleep at night?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Goldfinger

Live and Let Die

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Diamonds Are Forever

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Dr No

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What caused North Korea to go poor when at first it was rich?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Moonraker

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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You Only Live Twice

-J W Pepper

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

At what stage in your life did you realize, "No, I can't do this any more" and walk out? Why?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Do you think Lady Gaga and Celine Dion have rehearsed separately for their performance at the Olympics opening ceremony?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What should I do to get over a relationship?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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